Clever Or Stupid

  One day,Sally was playing at the playground.

Then,a man asked her,"Can you take that ripe fruit

 down from the tree?" Sally nodded her head and

 climbed the tree.  At night, Sally told her

 mother about climbing the tree,her mother said,

 "How could you? You can't climb a tree with your

 skirt! People can see your panty!"  "I am truly 

sorry, I promise I will not

 do that again." replied Sally.

  The next day,the same man asked Sally to pick up

 the ripe fruit from the tree again.  Sally

 remembered what her mother told her so, she took

 off her skirt because her mother said she can't

 climb with her skirt.  She took off her panty too    

so that people can't see her panty.

  At night she told her mother the same thing

 again so her mother said,"Again? I thought I

 already told you not to do that?" "I did what you

 said " said Sally. "Huh?" "I took off my skirt

 because you said I can't climb with my skirt! And

 I took off my panty because you said people can

 see my panty! And Sally's mother fainted!

                   The End

Please do not do this!

although this is a true       story!